
Thursday May 5 @ 03:00amMy nickname for my husband is Dipshit, and he calls me Dimple. When we first got married we talked very briefly about getting tattoos for each other but we never ended up doing it. Almost three years later, I decided to get one as a surprise for him. The tattoo is in his handwriting from a card he wrote to me, and in blue ink because that is his “preferred” ink colour. I love you, Dipshit!
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Thursday May 5 @ 02:59amGive it a rest, people. Holy shit.
In a few hours I officially will be a free lady again. Fuck tha police.
Thursday May 5 @ 02:56am
Thursday May 5 @ 01:21amBraces, folks. Braces.
Suspenders are no good. Do it right, have your tailor throw some buttons in, and get yourself a proper pair of braces.
The hilarity of Harry Potter quotes when changing “wand” to “penis”
im crying oMg
oh my god haha
PERFECT HELP

Wednesday May 5 @ 12:32am“I want a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there.” - Henry Rollins
Fucking seriously.
A new haircut, a new monetary endeavor, a new recipe, a new love/lust interest, a new lip color, a new dress, a new favorite song, a new tattoo, a new … anything really.
Is it possible that I spent too much time in the sun this week?
Yes, minus the love interest. Feeling the same way
Wednesday May 5 @ 12:29am


